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Miscellaneous musings from the perspective of a lefty (both senses) atheist with a warped sense of humor.

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I am a geek, but I do have some redeeming social skills. I love other people's dogs, cats, and kids. Snow sucks, but I'm willing to put up with it just to live in Madison.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Quick Quiz

Quick Quiz

Q1: Which of these things does not belong?
     A: herpes
     B: AIDS
     C: syphilis
     D: condominiums

Q2: Which of these things does not belong?
     A: a lobster
     B: a trout
     C: a crab
     D: a Vietnamese who’s been run over by a steamroller

Q3: Which of these things does not belong?
     A: Adolf Eichmann
     B: Osama bin Laden
     C: George W. Bush
     D: Barack Obama

Q4: Which of these things does not belong?
     A: Question 1
     B: Question 2
     C: Question 3
     D: Question 4

KEY TO ANSWERS

Q1: C. You can get rid of syphilis.

Q2: B. All the rest are crushed asians.

Q3: A. While all are responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent victims, only Eichmann was following orders.

Q4: C. All the rest are jokes.

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