Miscellaneous musings from the perspective of a lefty (both senses) atheist with a warped sense of humor.

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I am a geek, but I do have some redeeming social skills. I love other people's dogs, cats, and kids. Snow sucks, but I'm willing to put up with it just to live in Madison.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Aliens and Sheep

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-know incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly 9 months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

Cloning: the latest scientific advance resulting from Scotsmen doing strange things to sheep.
Haggis: a preliminary result of the same process.


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