Russellings

Miscellaneous musings from the perspective of a lefty (both senses) atheist with a warped sense of humor.

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I am a geek, but I do have some redeeming social skills. I love other people's dogs, cats, and kids. Snow sucks, but I'm willing to put up with it just to live in Madison.

Sunday, November 01, 2020

Gutcheck

 A situation of national significance arises. It lands on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. What is the president’s initial reaction?

 • George H. W. Bush: “What is the decent thing to do?”

 • Bill Clinton: “What is the friendly thing to do?”

 • George W. Bush: “What is the expedient thing to do?”

 • Barack Obama: “What is the right thing to do?”

 • Donald Trump: “What is the profitable thing to do?”

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Friday, May 15, 2020

Catchphrase ≠ Competence

"Operation Warp Speed", eh? Someone should remind the resident that "9 women gestating for 1 month apiece do not produce a baby."



Something must be done. This is something. Therefore we will do it.

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Friday, February 07, 2020

Due Diligence

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