Bush Says "Trust Me"
Subpoenas? We don't need no stinkin' subpoenas! Can't we just settle this like gentlemen, with a little quiet conversation? Behind closed doors? Without witnesses? Or notes?
The subtext: "Trust me."
It's probably never going to happen unless he starts hitting the sauce again*, but O how I would love to hear these words falling from his lips on national TV: "Would I lie to you?".
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* a non-trivial possibility, given the way things are going
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If George W. Bush said the Sun rises in the east, I’d be up tomoro at dawn with a compass in my hand.