What I Learned Today

They say that every day you should try to learn something new. I am pleased to report that today — Saturday, December 12, in the Year of Our Virus 2020 — I have achieved that worthy objective. I have learned that 76 years of age is way the fuck too old to be trying to tackle 8 inches of wet, heavy snow armed with nothing more than a smile, a shovel, a cup of cocoa, and a remorseless sense of duty.